So proud of Lorna!
Busy training for a half marathon in Arizona but still finds time to stop at the
Busy training for a half marathon in Arizona but still finds time to stop at the
local bookstore...
checkout the bookstore owner!
Someone should tell him you don't wear socks with flip flops :)
checkout the bookstore owner!
Someone should tell him you don't wear socks with flip flops :)
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A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach. He has no arms and no legs.
Three women: 1 from England, Wales, and Scotland, walk past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman asked, "'ave ya ever been f****d laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."
Three women: 1 from England, Wales, and Scotland, walk past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman asked, "'ave ya ever been f****d laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."
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